Well, my $%!#!@ loyal readers who have stuck around, it’s time you knew about what I sort of alluded to with “having much to say this year” in my last post that was forever ago because that’s how I roll now.
!#%!#$ Baby Round Two. Electric @%##!ooo. Or something. I don’t know. I only get a half cup of coffee every morning so my creativity is about as awesomely creative as dryer lint.
We announced to our families at Christmas, wrapping a framed picture. Let me tell you, the photo turned out to be not as straightforward as I had originally thought and it took some dear family members way too long to figure it out.
Who know who you are.
Others screamed like banshees before the wrapping paper was off.
You know who you are.
So far the second pregnancy has been much like the first, except with some extra added heartburn and a few nights of not eating dinner after I cooked it because it smelled like feet.
Let me tell you something, however. I do not look like I did before. I’m 18 weeks as of today, and I do not look as glamorously fashionable as I did at 17.5 weeks last time. And it isn’t just because I spend all day in pajamas now.
Just be advised if you only have one kid so far and will someday have a second, people DO NOT LIE about the second popping sooner. It pretty much pops when you conceive. So that’s neat. You almost don’t need to pee on a stick.
I’ll try to get some comparison shots, but that requires getting dressed. And pants. Probably a shower. And makeup. #%$!# you guys, that’s a lot of work.
There you have it.
Is the world ready for #%!$ Baby 2.0? I guess we’ll find out somewhere around July 31!
Congrats!! You’re totally right about popping early. I pretty much put down the pee stick and popped a button on my pants at the same time. I also got muuuuch bigger with #2, so you’ve got that to look forward to 😉
Thank you! I was hoping it was just a pop first, slow down later situation but every day it grows. Frightening. So frightening.
Congrats! Fair warning, though. Now that teams are even, it is their sole mission to break you, Ivan Drago style. Stay strong.
Just remember, sleep when the baby sl—BAHAHAHAHAHAHA JK YOU’RE NEVER SLEEPING AGAIN.
Pardon me while I go collapse in a heap of tears.
If you need me, I’ll be crying real tears into a bourbon bottle I wish I could drink while I nap all day every day.
YAY! Congratulations! I hope you have a wonderful pregnancy.
Thank you!
OMG! Yay! Congratulations!! It’s wonderful news 🙂
Thank you so much!
Congratulations! Two is…..busy! LOL! It’s a lot harder to adjust to than just one, I’ll say that.
At 15-almost-16 weeks, I still just look fat with baby two. 😦
Congrats! 🙂
Exciting news! Congratulations!!
Hooray!!! I like that joke about taking pregnancy comparison shots. Like pregnancy #2 gets any photo documentation whatsoever. Sorry, kid.
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