We decided that since he turned five months today, we would give him “food” for Thanksgiving. We had given him rice cereal a few times and he kind of ate it so why the $%^# not. He was unimpressed with the green beans. So was I, to be honest. They lacked a certain…fried onion topping flavor.

So last night we tried bananas.

I am unsure if he is happy, terrified, disgusted or Jim Carrey.

We found it hilarious.

Also, in case you somehow missed the glaring widget over there, you should totally go like Expletive Baby on Facebook. The sooner you do it, the sooner I can stop pressuring you to do it.

Thanks, You Turkeys.

So much has happened in the past year that it would be hard to be my pessimistic self and not be thankful today.

I am thankful that my pregnancy was easy, drama free and added something so key to my life it is hard to imagine a day without it. I am thankful for my family, both the little one here and the rest of it spread across the country. I am thankful that I’ve had the opportunity to stay home and hang out with the little dude. And watch TV. All day.

I am thankful for the bourbon and bacon that will soon cover my turkey.

And of course, I am thankful for you guys who continue to read my nonsense. I would probably still be here without you, but talking to myself, and I do that enough during the day to not need to do it all over the interwebz.

I hope you all have a wonderful Thanksgiving filled with all the %!$#^  things you like best.